We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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