More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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