Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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