Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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