Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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