Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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