it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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