so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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