With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We need to get me chipped asap
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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