So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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