Yo dont text me then not text me
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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