You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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