smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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