He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
