I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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