So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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