need another drink. this is the easiest way
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize
