You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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