i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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