i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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