Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
