We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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