She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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