do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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