Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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