i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
