I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Randomize
