Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
they're like a gay fantastic four
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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