my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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