this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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