Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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