You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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