These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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