don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I want a musical about memes.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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