his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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