He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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