Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm both gender and math confused
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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