She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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