You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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