i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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