he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
