we have officially lost it.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
where am i from again
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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