So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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