I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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