My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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