You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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