He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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