So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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