After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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