i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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