he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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